Alice: This is impossible.
The Mad Hatter: Only if you believe it is.
The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter. Which luckily I am.
The Red Queen: Off with their heads!
The Red Queen: I love a warm pig belly for my aching feet.
The Mad Hatter: [speaking to the Red Queen] What a regrettably large head you have. I would very much like to hat it. I use to hat The White Queen, you know. Her head was so small.
The Red Queen: It’s tiny. It’s a pimple of a head. Cheshire Cat: I never get involved in politics.
The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
Alice Kingsley: I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
The Mad Hatter: I’m investigating things that begin with the letter M.
Alice Kingsley: Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
The Mad Hatter: [to Alice] You used to be much more…”muchier.” You’ve lost your muchness.
Blue Caterpillar: Who are you?
Alice Kingsley: Absolem?
Blue Caterpillar: You’re not Absolem. I’m Absolem. Stupid girl.
Jabberwocky: So my old foe, we meet on the battlefield once again.
Alice Kingsley: We have never met.
Jabberwocky: Not you, insignificant bearer. My ancient enemy, the Vorpal one.
The Red Queen: You’re right, Stayn. It is far better to be feared than loved.The Mad Hatter: Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
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